TY - BOOK AU - Riordan,Rick TI - The chalice of the gods T2 - Percy Jackson and the Olympians SN - 9781368098175 KW - Jackson, Percy KW - Mythology, Greek KW - Juvenile fiction KW - Friendship KW - Gods, Greek KW - Chalices KW - Quests (Expeditions) KW - Teenagers N1 - I get flushed -- My dad helps out* (*no actual helping occurs) -- We complain about quests and decorative gourds -- I take a himbo for smoothies -- Everybody hates Ganymede because he's so pretty -- Because licorice -- Big shocker : I offend a goddess -- I want my mommy -- The Chickens draw first blood -- My singing makes things worse, and everyone is totally shocked -- We win zero prize tickets -- Ganymede gets me a refill -- We look for dead stuff at the farmer's market -- Iris gives me a stick -- Yonkers! -- Grover busts out the snake songs -- I meet the man bun of doom -- Anmabeth conquers all with herbal tea -- I taste the rainbow and it's pretty nasty -- Iris takes Venmo -- I offer relationship advice. No, seriously, why are you laughing? -- I get a cupcake and a surprise -- Ganymede explodes all the beverages -- I brush my teeth (in the most heroic way possible) -- I meet the goblet ganker -- I negotiate the terms of my disintergration -- My dying words are super embarrassing -- It starts raining toys -- I teeter on the precipice of Mount Brunch -- I infiltrate the lair of Lightning God 3000 -- I face a dangerous predator who is possibly my future mother-in-law -- Grover eats my leftovers -- One more jolly rancher for old times' sake -- I write the worst letter ever, delete, delete -- Pretty much the best good-night kiss ever -- Bonus material; Ages: 8-12; Disney, Hyperion; Grades: 3-7; Disney, Hyperion; Reading L: 5.1; Accelerated Reader; MG; 5.1; 9.0; 521295 N2 - Percy Jackson's hope for a normal senior year is shattered as the gods present him with three quests, beginning with the retrieval of Zeus's goblet, in order to get the necessary three letters of recommendation for college ER -